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Why don’t terrorists adapt and evolve?

Like any responsible adult, I watch the nightly news and I hear the daily reports of drone strikes, IED explosions, failed attempts here, failed attempts there.   I have to wonder, we’re up against such a truly devious foe, why … Continue reading

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Isn’t this anticompetitive behavior and restriction of trade?

Annoyed about my town’s choice to grab its ankles instead of doing a proper rate increase for trash hauling, I’ve started calling around to other trash haulers in the area to find out what residential service would cost me from … Continue reading

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Don’t try this one at home, seriously

From my “it seemed like a good idea at the time” file…. I decided, instead of compressing in the forms for my chess pieces, I’d use a hot piece of glass to burn in the inserts. Trust me… DON’T DO … Continue reading

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No wonder they needed help

Here’s the email I received from GMAC today along with my response. —– Original Message —- From: GMAC Mortgage Online Services <Customer_Service@gmacm.com> To: xxxxxxx@yahoo.com Sent: Sat, February 20, 2010 2:57:58 AM Subject: GMAC Mortgage Registration Expiration Dear Valued GMAC Mortgage … Continue reading

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Dear Phishermen

If you’re going to take the time to rip off Bank of America’s graphics and email template, and even figure out how to place a Registration mark in an odd place, at least have the good sense to buy a … Continue reading

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I’m almost looking forward to flying somewhere

No, I don’t have a trip planned, but I almost *want* to go through a screening area at the airport.  See, these days there are super duper ultra top tippy toe secret TSA directives that you’re subject to.  These directives … Continue reading

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Bravo Wal-mart!

I popped onto Wal-mart’s site today to have a look for a picture frame to use as an example in an online conversation I’m having with someone.   Instead of finding a picture frame, I ended up sending them this: … Continue reading

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