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Martha Coakley, bite me

owner — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:10:29 +0000

Dear Martha Coakley, you diseased piece of trash. I’ve now received no less than THREE automated messages from you and your supposed bitches asking me to vote for you.

I’M VOTING FOR ANYONE BUT YOU.

Twit.

And another one lost my vote…

owner — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:55:14 +0000

This time it was that waste of skin, Martha Coakley. Thanks for the robo call!

Honestly, you have volunteers. I hate getting political calls but if you at least had a human being call it might indicate that the people you’d represent are more than just peasants, numbers and names on a page. We’re people. Treat us like people. You’re going to pay for the phone call anyway, make the most of it.

Instead, your campaign gets this letter from me:

That bag of crap you work for just robo dialed my house. Remove my number from your calling list.

508-xxx-xxxx

Oh, and I’m a bit cranky about her campaigning on public time too. If they’re going to run for another office, fine, vacate the one you’re in. Don’t make me pay you a check while you’re off doing something else.

Toothless legal system

owner — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:11:09 +0000

I was under the impression that the Do Not Call list in Massachusetts was actually some enforceable law, not just a suggestion of commerce. But from the letter I got back from the MA Attorney General’s henchmen, it seems they won’t do jack. So cold call away folks, have fun. The AG won’t do anything. I have a hunch she’s too busy with her political campaign to actually do her job, but that’s OK. I figure hey, maybe there are some other laws I can take advantage of, so I sent the AG a letter this morning asking which ones I can break without fear of any prosecution.

Recently a filed a complaint regarding a chimney sweep company violating
the do not call list rules and I received back a very nice form letter
explaining that the AG does nothing to actually enforce this law, but
I'm more than welcome to go ahead and sue if I want.

I was curious, is there a list online somewhere of other state rules,
statutes, etc that the AG's office doesn't enforce?  I was thinking a
crime spree might be fun, but I wanted to make sure I was breaking the
"wink wink" laws and not something that'll actually get some action.

Thanks!

Hmm..I guess I should have checked the grammar. Oh well, I’m a budding Maddof, I don’t need no stinkin’ grammar!

But it occurred to me, why not invite along my local representatives, Paul Frost, and Mike Moore, too? I mean they’re nice folks, maybe they’d like to go freely looting and pillaging too since they’re busy crafting laws all day. So being the good natured fellow I am, I invited them

I thought you guys might like to see this too. Given I’ve gotten two chimney sweep company calls today, I got a little fed up so I shot this over to the AG’s office.

I’ll let you know if we can go looting or pillaging somewhere. I’m hoping there are some good tax fraud laws I can safely partake of! Ugh.

If you’re the curious sort, here’s what I got back from the AG’s folks.