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		<title>Must..not..press..send..arrgh!!</title>
		<link>http://munkinarts.com/blog/2010/03/05/must-not-press-send-arrgh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got my monthly email from GMAC today.  You remember them, the folks who deleted my online account to say thanks for not using it to pester them.   Well the monthly mailing tells me that I can go to &#8230; <a href="http://munkinarts.com/blog/2010/03/05/must-not-press-send-arrgh/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got my monthly email from GMAC today.  You remember them, the folks who deleted my online account to say thanks for not using it to pester them.   Well the monthly mailing tells me that I can go to their site, click the My Account link (starting to see a problem here?&#8230;) and go check my statement.   It&#8217;s using most of my will power right now not to send them this:</p>
<blockquote><p>Riddle me this, Bankerman,<br />
I recently received notice that you&#8217;ve destroyed my online account based on some silly policy about not visiting the site for 12 months.  I guess the 12 bytes of storage my username and password took up was bankrupting GMAC:M.<br />
If that&#8217;s the case, how is it I&#8217;m still receiving notifications to check my statement at my (now non-existent) online account?<br />
If I were to indeed follow the links below I suspect that I would find that &#8220;My Account&#8221; is no more causing me to create yet another storage nightmare for GMAC&#8217;s IT team.  Haven&#8217;t they worked hard enough?!?!?<br />
Tom</p></blockquote>
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		<title>More evidence the customer doesn&#8217;t matter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re an avid stalker of my blog, you might recall I wrote back to GMAC the other day about a message they sent.   They wrote back.  Not surprisingly, they didn&#8217;t address a single one of my questions. Dear &#8230; <a href="http://munkinarts.com/blog/2010/02/23/more-evidence-the-customer-doesnt-matter/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re an avid stalker of my blog, you might recall I <a title="No wonder they needed help" href="http://munkinarts.com/blog/2010/02/20/no-wonder-they-needed-help/" target="_blank">wrote back to GMAC</a> the other day about a message they sent.   They wrote back.  Not surprisingly, they didn&#8217;t address a single one of my questions.</p>
<blockquote><p>Dear Customer,</p>
<p>In response to your inquiry, we locked your previous enrollment after a year without any activity<br />
for your security reasons, and we are unable to alter this policy again for security purposes.</p>
<p>To re-establish your online access, you will need to re-enroll on our Web site as your online<br />
enrollment with username, menty666, has expired.  When you re-enroll, you will need to choose a<br />
different username. You will encounter an error message if you select a username that has been<br />
previously used on our site by any customer.  An unavailable username is a common reason an<br />
enrollment is denied.  We also suggest you do not use an all-numeric username, your name or any<br />
derivative of your name.  The only special characters allowed in the username are hyphen (?) and<br />
underscore (_). Also, no spaces can be included in the username or password. There are no special<br />
character restrictions for the password.</p>
<p>The following enrollment and login directions are provided for your convenience.</p>
<p>Click the Enroll link found on our home page, <a href="http://www.gmacmortgage.com/" target="_blank">www.gmacmortgage.com</a>, under View Your Mortgage<br />
Account. The next page will ask for your first and last name, email address, account number and<br />
Social Security number. You will also be asked to choose a username and password.</p>
<p>When the form is complete, click Continue. You will then be asked to select a trusted image and<br />
phrase. You will also be asked to choose three challenge questions and create an answer for each<br />
question. These steps are required to ensure the security of your account on our Web site.  Our Web<br />
site does not accept any special characters in the trusted phrase or challenge questions. If you are<br />
receiving an error message regarding technical difficulties, please ensure special characters are<br />
removed from these fields.</p>
<p>You will also have the option to register your computer for online access. This feature allows you<br />
to log into your account on the same computer without answering the challenge questions. Un-checking<br />
the register box does not prevent you from completing the enrollment process; however, you will be<br />
required to answer your challenge questions each time you log in on the same computer. We recommend<br />
against registering public computers, such as those used in libraries or airports.</p>
<p>After you complete the second page of the enrollment process, click Continue. You will have the<br />
option to modify your trusted image, phrase, challenge questions and answers. If you do not need to<br />
make any changes, click on the Save and Login button.</p>
<p>Log into your account with your username and verify your trusted image. You will then be asked to<br />
review and accept the conditions of our Electronic Disclosure Notice. After you have completed this<br />
step, you will be able to access your account information.</p>
<p>If you are unable to re-enroll on our Web site, please reply to this email with the username,<br />
account number, Social Security number and email address you are trying to use when enrolling. Also,<br />
please provide any error messages received, as these may aid us in helping you re-enroll on our Web<br />
site.</p>
<p>For your protection, we have removed your name from your original inquiry.  If you have any further<br />
questions, please contact us through our Web site at www.gmacmortgage.com or call Customer Care at<br />
1-800-766-4622 during the following hours:</p>
<p>Monday - Friday    6:00 AM &#8211; 10:00 PM CT<br />
Saturday                9:00 AM &#8211; 1:00 PM CT</p>
<p>Customer Care<br />
Loan Servicing</p>
<p>The information contained in this communication is confidential and privileged proprietary<br />
information intended only for the personal and confidential use of the individual or entity to whom<br />
it is addressed.  If you are not the addressee indicated in this message (or an agent responsible<br />
for delivery of the message to such person), you are hereby notified that you have received this<br />
communication in error and that any review, dissemination, copying or unauthorized use of this<br />
message is strictly prohibited.  In such case, you should destroy this message and kindly notify the<br />
sender by reply email.</p>
<p>Please advise immediately if you or your employer do not consent to Internet email for messages of<br />
this kind.  Opinions, conclusions, and other information in this message that do not relate to the<br />
official business of the Company shall be understood as neither given nor endorsed by it.  It is the<br />
Company&#8217;s policy that emails are intended for and should be used for business purposes only.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>No wonder they needed help</title>
		<link>http://munkinarts.com/blog/2010/02/20/no-wonder-they-needed-help/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the email I received from GMAC today along with my response. &#8212;&#8211; Original Message &#8212;- From: GMAC Mortgage Online Services &#60;Customer_Service@gmacm.com&#62; To: xxxxxxx@yahoo.com Sent: Sat, February 20, 2010 2:57:58 AM Subject: GMAC Mortgage Registration Expiration Dear Valued GMAC Mortgage &#8230; <a href="http://munkinarts.com/blog/2010/02/20/no-wonder-they-needed-help/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the email I received from GMAC today along with my response.</p>
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<div>&#8212;&#8211; Original Message &#8212;-<br />
From: GMAC Mortgage Online Services &lt;Customer_Service@gmacm.com&gt;<br />
To: xxxxxxx@yahoo.com<br />
Sent: Sat, February 20, 2010 2:57:58 AM<br />
Subject: GMAC Mortgage Registration Expiration</p>
<p>Dear Valued GMAC Mortgage Customer,</p>
<p>It&#8217;s been over 12 months since your last visit to the GMAC Mortgage Web Site and your registration has expired. Because we are extremely cautious of all security issues that could affect our customers, we will lock out a specific User Name after inactivity of 360 days. This is due to the possibility of a customer having left their ISP server for another and their email address being re-used by their previous Internet provider.</p>
<p>Depending on your Internet Service Provider, you may not be able to receive active links or view and/or click on any of the links provided. Please go to our Web site and log into <a href="http://gmacmortgage.com/" target="_blank">gmacmortgage.com</a>. If you are able to view the link, but may not be able to click on it, you can cut and paste the link into the &#8216;address&#8217; or &#8216;location&#8217; field of your browser and press &#8216;enter&#8217; or &#8216;go&#8217;.</p>
<p>*The privacy and security of our customer&#8217;s personal information is an issue GMAC Mortgage takes very seriously. For that reason, we have removed any indication of your name or other personal data from this message.</p>
<p>GMAC Mortgage<br />
1-800-766-4622<br />
<a href="http://www.gmacmortgage.com/" target="_blank">HTTP://WWW.GMACMORTGAGE.COM</a></p>
<p>The information contained in this communication is confidential and privileged proprietary information intended only for the personal and confidential use of the individual or entity to whom it is addressed. If you are not the addressee indicated in this message (or an agent responsible for delivery of the message to such person), you are hereby notified that you have received this communication in error and that any review, dissemination, copying or unauthorized use of this message is strictly prohibited. In such case, you should destroy this message and kindly notify the sender by email.</p>
<p>Contact Us:<br />
<a href="https://www.gmacmortgage.com/Utilities/Contact_Us/ContactUs.html" target="_blank">https://www.gmacmortgage.com/Utilities/Contact_Us/ContactUs.html</a></p>
<p>Please advise immediately if you or your employer do not consent to Internet email for messages of this kind. Opinions, conclusions and other information in this message that do not relate to the official business of the Company shall be understood as neither given nor endorsed by it. It is the Company&#8217;s policy that emails are intended for and should be used for business purposes only.</p>
<p>And my response:</p></div>
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<div>That is the most ridiculous thing I&#8217;ve ever heard of.  I haven&#8217;t called GMAC in a while either, maybe my account and the mortgage should expire too?</div>
<div>Who&#8217;s the self-important idiot that wrote this expiration policy?  I&#8217;d like to yell at them in person.</div>
<div>Tom</div>
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