munkinarts.com: the blog » AT&T Universal Card http://munkinarts.com/blog Ravings of a loon Tue, 08 May 2012 02:01:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Dear Vikram Pandit, CEO of Citigroup http://munkinarts.com/blog/2010/02/18/dear-vikram-pandit-ceo-of-citigroup/ http://munkinarts.com/blog/2010/02/18/dear-vikram-pandit-ceo-of-citigroup/#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:19:40 +0000 owner http://munkinarts.com/blog/?p=684 Continue reading →]]> I recently received your mailing letting me know the interest rate on my AT&T Universal Card will be increasing as a way of showing me that you appreciate me as a customer.

This rate is going despite actually being a good customer in your eyes; carrying a balance, paying on time, etc.

So to say thank you, I would like to cordially invite you over over a home cooked meal and then to show you my appreciation for you being such a good credit card company (which you represent), I’d like to pee on your leg.

Have your people call mine and we’ll set it up.

Sincerely,

Tom Kies
Appreciated and valued customer.

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