Let there be light!

As some of you might know, I’ve been working on a project for a little while now.    I’ve been trying to make a small, decorative, USB powered, glass desk light.

Given my hollow skills are often up one day and outright missing on others, this was no small feat for me. Not to mention, I don’t know anything about wiring up to a USB cord.

But, as I’m fond of saying, just because I don’t know how isn’t cause to stop me.   For my stubbornness, I was finally rewarded.

I’d like to say now, this is the first one I’ve made.   There’s no on/off switch, it’s more delicately balanced than I intended, and I’m not super thrilled with the connection from the neck to the foot of the lamp, but in my defense, I had to redo that [CENSORED] connection 3 times, each time requiring another trip through the kiln to anneal.

With that, I give you…the lamp.

It makes me think of Audrey II from "Little Shop of Horrors"

It’s a pretty little thing, if not horribly lit in this picture.   But let’s face it, the lighting in my shop isn’t the star here.   This stands about 7.5″ tall by 7.5″ long.

I was going for a floral look

I was going for a floral look with this piece, and I think I achieved it.  I couldn’t tell you what flower it might be vaguely reminiscent of, but I assure you, no plants will be called onto the Maury Povich show for DNA testing.

The accursed foot

This is the foot that kept popping off.  I had it pop off from both sides and in between.  Finally I made sure there was a good fluid attachment point on the neck, and I wound up creating a larger attachment to the foot itself.   This gave me enough room to maneuver a small flame in between the two.

And finally….

It works!

The small white light I used gives enough light to find your keys if you really needed to, but it really makes a lovely night light more than anything.   I love the variations in the globe from where the colored glass was more opaque in some spots.    I did notice an odd flicker when I had it plugged in, but I suspect this is because my laptop was running on battery at the time and I was seeing fluctuations in the power stream out.   It makes me fear for my peripherals.

But, I finally got it done.  Now on to the next one.

I’m a bit ADD sometimes, and every year it seems I find something new and different to try.   This very well might be this year’s item of interest.

For those of you I let in on my secret project, thank you for the kind words of encouragement, they were much appreciated in my…darkest hours.  Get it?  Ha!

UPDATE: I may have to revisit the use of resistors; my light’s dimmed.    I’m annoyed though because  I should be getting 5v downstream, and the light I pulled my light out of uses 3 1.5v button cells.     This is how we learn I suppose.

UPDATE part 2:  I blew the other LED, but after a few hours fiddling about with some magic ceramics, it seems I’ve replaced it and it’s holding it’s brightness.   Woohoo!

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Parliamentary family procedure

If you think this is about George Clinton, I’m going to have to say sorry and send you on your way now.    Though we’ll try to get to P-Funk another time.

No, I’m just musing on my youngest minion.    We’re here having lunch and watching Star Trek: The Next Generation (don’t judge me!) and the little one’s over there trying to ask a question about Data.

“Um..umm..umm…umm.umm..” etc., while his brother is talking over him.    I had to laugh because it reminded me of the old Robert’s Rules, and made me think he was trying to raise a point.    Eventually he got out his question about Data’s eyes, but I was sorely tempted to look at him and say, “The chair recognizes the gentleman in the green froggie raincoat”.

Wacky kids.

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A glass chip off of the ole’ block

My elder minion has been spending some extra time with me this summer and inexplicably, I think we’ve bonded some because of it.

The other day he said something to me that all glass addicts like to hear from their offspring, “Daddy, I’d like to try to make some beads.”

I’m all veclempt.

I’ve let him try his hand at the torch before, and the last time he managed to get a small burn on his shoulder.  So I’m proud of him for wanting to try it again.   I don’t push him about it, it’s my thing, not his.    But if he wants to try it, he’s mature enough to give it a go.

The coolest part….we showed him one of the Beads of Courage videos and once he’s made some “cow colored beads, with polka dots for him and [his brother]“, he wants to make some beads to send off to BOC.

He’s a pain in my butt some days, but the kid’s got a good heart.   We must be doing something right.

Incidentally, if you’ve never heard of Beads of Courage, give them a look.  If you can contribute to their cause, please do!

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Mini shop rennovation

I haven’t been at the torch much lately.   Between work and kids I’ve been neglecting my pastime a bit.  Toss in some oppressive summer temperatures and you have a recipe for slacking.     That doesn’t mean my shop hasn’t been in my mind though; I’ve been wanting to upgrade the rear bench in there and tidy up a bit.

The messy back bench/storage area

The messy back bench/storage area

Well, the fates decided to give me a kick in the rear.    At the bottom of our hill is a company that makes modular rooms, and a couple times a week they put out scrap wood, which local woodworkers stop by and pick over for who knows what.    It happened one day I noticed a fully constructed door frame down there.    I figured it would be gone fairly quickly, but when my wife and I got back from an outing with the kids, it was still there.  Ehx-cellent.

Not so ‘ehx-cellent’, I soon found out why it was still there.   Weighing probably 100 pounds and being about 8 feet long, it wasn’t exactly easy to transport.  Luckily we had the minivan with us, and we were able to finagle it up the hill.

They say door frame, I say bench frame (picture by my wife)

Now I had a lovely base for a new bench, but that means pulling everything out.  While I have everything out, I may as well insulate and drywall too, right?   Ah, it sounds so simple.  Now would be a good time to mention that a heatwave that had just begun.

Day 1

It's all out!

Nothing like a 90 degree day to hang out inside confined space, in and out of the sun.   But dangnabbit, I got it all out.

This was the result of day 1 of renovation hell.

How did all this fit in there?

The important pile, my raw glass: boro (33), 104, flat stock Bullseye, and pulled wine bottle glass

I worked during the night as well, and many cups of water and ice coffee later, I had the drywall up.    I’d like to add, I’m terrible at putting up drywall.  Normally I’d research what I should do first, but I just sort of winged it with this one; not my best plan of action.  Plus, I wound up leaving half of my shop lying out in the backyard overnight.   Luckily we live in a decent neighborhood.

Day 2

While my wife and kids were off to the local community pool, I worked out in the hotbox to install the new bench.   By the time I got it in place, it was late afternoon.    I wound up quickly moving everything back into the shop just to get it off the lawn, but I’d have to come back out another night to get it all in it’s place.    Even with the air conditioner going out there, it was quite the endeavor, but I managed to get it done.

Day 3-ish

I wound up calling out sick the Monday following, laid up with the effects of dehydration; migraine headaches, nausea, exhaustion.     I chugged water and slept part of the day, hiding out in a darkened room.   Hydrate folks…I thought I had enough going in, but it turns out I wasn’t even close.

A few nights later I managed to get out to my shop after the kids were in bed for the massive task of cleaning up and getting everything put away.   I had a sales event coming up at the end of the week and needed to have the shop operational.  Working into the wee hours, I managed to get it all together.

Nearly a place for everything and everything mostly in it's place

I'm not always this organized, trust me

Nearly all the glass is together now. The Bullseye frits and powders are still on the other side of the room; it's safer that way.

Future home of the boro frit shelves. You'll notice I didn't bother painting.

I still need to put up my shelves for my collection of borosilicate frits and powders, but at least the flameworking bench is usable again.   That half of the shop will be a project for another time, once I buy a sports sized water cooler.

Believe it or not, this was after I had tidied up the extra glass I had out

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Roller coaster junkies are born

Yesterday we took the kids to the amusement park.   We only go maybe once a year at this point because the kids are still kind of young, but this was the first year that the oldest is tall enough to go on some substantial rides.

The trip was certainly not without it’s obstacles though.

For one thing, the other day I broke my toe playing with our youngest, so I wasn’t really looking forward to stumping around all day on that.

To add to the fun, on the way out there, about 20 minutes from the park actually, we wound up with car trouble.    We stopped for a bathroom break for the little ones and the car didn’t want to start; not cool.    We ditched AAA long ago, but along with our car’s warranty service is roadside assistance.   Of course one number was missing from the sticker in the window.

We eventually got in touch with them and a tow truck was on the way.  I’d like to give a shout out to the nice gentleman who was travelling with his family and offered to have a look for us.   It’s rare these days, and I truly did appreciate it.   If the state police themselves hadn’t had to dispatch the truck for us, I would have taken him up on the offer.

Eventually the truck showed up (fairly quickly actually), and a simple jump was enough to get us on our way.    We’ll be in the market for a new battery soon.

Happily, we made it to the park and in the nick of time to pick up my line skipping Flash Pass (pre-paid mind you) before the cut off time of nooon.

We’d been watching the weather since there were scattered storms in the forecast.   Luckily the rain held off for most of the day and the kids had a blast.   The oldest got to go on half a dozen or so larger rides and spent time on the smaller ones with his brother as well.

Finally, when it started sprinkling, they started shutting down all the rides the Flash Pass is useful for, so we started heading out of the park.    We go out just in the nick of time, because as we started down the road the skies opened up.

Overall, it was a lovely, but very long day.

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Permit us to make your life easier

With apologies to Sally Struthers, Do you like one stop clearing houses for massive amounts of information?  Sure, we all do.

Would you like to help create one that’ll make YOUR life easier?

I know, you’re probably saying, “Pish Posh, not going to happen.”

Well not with that attitude it won’t, but read on!

Let me to introduce you to the Artisan Craft Page, a page being set up to allow oodles of people to advertise while simultaneously raising some money for the AGLF.

Feel free to consider this wonder page your cork board to the handmade world.   “How so?” you wisely ask?

Consider this, this page doesn’t have to be just glass workers.   In fact, we’d love nothing more if it wasn’t just glass folks.  We’d love to see basket weavers, metal smiths, jewelers, candle makers, scrap bookers, sign makers, wood workers, printers, and a host of other artisans on this page.   There’s a massive benefit of such a mix, particularly when you need a service of one of these craftspeople.    Need stands? Find a wood or metal worker.  Banners and business cards?  Printer.  How about a scarf to keep warm at that October art festival?  Look for a crocheter or knitter.

Google’s good for searches.  But you get everybody in the entire world.   On our page, each ad has keywords associated with it, and we encourage folks to use them.  This means that if you were to search for:

welder site:artisancraftpage..com

You would find only the welders on that page.  Since every ad needs to be approved (at the moment…) we’re making sure that MegaConglomerate Welder Inc* isn’t getting an ad on the page.  But Bill Jones Welding most certainly would be welcome.    I’m sure the folks that work for MegaCon are nice and all, but we’re looking for the smaller workers of the world.   Folks who take the time to put an individual attention to detail into their work.

And right now, you can get into the site at a fantastic price.   We’re running and introductory sale on ads.    Through 6/7 you can get your ad (good through 2014!) for 75% off, or just $25.00.

Next week you can get it for 50% off, or $50.
The following week?  25% off, not bad, not bad.
After that we’re back up to $100.00, which is still a deal for an ad that’ll be up and searchable until April 2014.

So spread the word, sing songs in the mountains, invite your artisan friends and sign up for an ad.  It’s quick, fairly painless, and helps support a group of artists that were just looking out for their own rights.

*If this is a real company, and it’s yours, feel free to get in touch and I can change it.  I was attempting to make up a company name.

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The night from expletive hell

Just a quick rant….

This morning I found that my coffee maker’s been applying for hospice care behind my back.   It still worked, but it’s making out it’s will.

It was a hot, humid, and busy day, but that wasn’t the worst of it.

I wound up working late tonight, there’s a whole long work related rant here, but I’ll leave it out for the sake of decency.   Suffice it to say, in the midst of dealing with that, I also had to contend with a series of tornado spawning storms, screaming children and this irritating heat.

To add a rotten cherry to the top of this excrement sundae, after we got the kids in bed we discovered that we have a hole in our roof that was leaking into the hallway and the light fixture over the stairs.

We’ve disconnected the light, the switch itself is off, but the circuit supplies power to half the house it seems.   Tomorrow I call the insurance company to see if it’s covered and considered storm damage.    SO not happy.

 

I guess when it rains, it really does pour.  @#$%^

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Aww jeez, he’s back

I’m out and about, on my way to my favorite roasted nut vendor with my co-worker, we’ll call him Bob since it’s his name, and I saw him.

The man in the black coat.

Now for most folks, the man in black has bad connotations, but not this time.  This is the guy that got me 4 years worth of online advertising for $100.00.

He sidled up next to me, “Hey, does your friend need to advertise his web business?”

“Well sure,” I replied.  ”We all do.   But they just cut back his hours, I don’t know if he can swing the cost.”

“Well, Tom’s friend,” he said with a smile, “today’s your lucky day.”

“The fine folks who are maintain the Artisan Craft Page site are running a sale during the month of June.    Like a lively barn dance, it’s a stepped affair.

Act during the first week, and you can get that same 4 years of advertising for $25.
Put it off, and during the second week you can still get it, but for $50.
Slack a bit more, and during the third week you’ll be paying $75.

After that..and you’ve missed the opportunity for the great price and it’s back to the still phenomenal deal at $100.”

Bob was grinning like an idiot at this point and reaching for his checkbook.

I on the other hand was reaching for the man in black’s neck, “You charged me $100 last week!”

In between undulating motions of his head he squeaked out, “I’ll adjust it for you!” so I stopped.

Don’t throttle the man in black, act now and get the bargain basement introductory price now.  But act fast.   Get your ad in place, complete with it’s SEO goodness until April 2014 for just $25.

Starting June 1, head over to artisancraftpage.com to sign up at the special pricing.   It’s quick and easy and the money raised benefits the AGLF.

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I really hope this isn’t a trend

I had my first show of the year today, stArt on the Street: Spring Edition.  We’ll call it Start for short because it was a long day and that’s really all I want to type, but you get the idea.

This is by far one of THE most well run shows I do all year.   The crew that puts it together does a great job from organization to advertising to the actual day of operations, right down to helping coordinate the load out in an orderly manner.   With nearly 200 vendors and street closures involved, this is no small task.

My wife helped me out immensely today, getting up early with me and driving all of us over to drop me and my stuff off, then hanging out for a bit to set up.

Once I got everything set up, I realized I have less on hand than I thought, but it was still a healthy mix of old inventory and new stuff, including a lovely ladybug plate I made a while back, and my new back scratchers.    Tent went up, glass was put out and then…..well, not much of anything.

To start with, it was downright chilly today.  Sixties all day and overcast, so not quite gloomy, but not sunshine either.    I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt, but luckily had the good sense to bring a jacket.   I really should have brought a hat too, particularly since ultimately I ended up with a sunburn.

Despite the weather, however, the event was well attended.    I’m horrible at estimating people counts, but I’d say well over a thousand people filtered through, very likely more.

But, of all those people, I had one sale.   One.   For a whopping $4 and the state gets 6.25% of that.   The upside is that the booth fee was only $40, but still, not good.

I don’t know about the entire show’s results, and according to my neighbor at the end of the day she had a good day, but it appeared that there were far more people not carrying purchases than those that were, it didn’t look like a banner day for most.    The attendees for these show tend to be fairly ecologically minded, so it’s possible a lot of purchases were pocketed, pursed, etc, but really, it didn’t seem to be going well.   In fact, from what I was told, one of the vendors a couple stalls down was actually in tears over the poor sales.

The one seller I know had a good day was the kettle corn guy.    I can’t say I blame anyone there, it smelled heavenly.

The highlight of my day, cold, tired, a little sore, was that I happen to carry chemical warmer packs in my travel boxes and was able to stash one in each pocket to help take off the chill.

Most of the customers were perfectly lovely.   Polite, having a look, oohing and ahhing, picking things up, occasionally asking questions.    And in case you’re wondering, my prices really aren’t too horrible.   My pendants I had listed for $30, and those were strung on a nice, though low cost, chain and clasp.  My hair sticks I put out for $20 a piece, and they had a pretty decent amount of fondling, so the price may not have been a key deterrent.    Even my marbles…I had then ranging from $5-$80, so something for everybody.

But there was one customer attendee that really got on my nerves.   She pointed out that if I sold my pendants for $10 each I’d likely sell much more of them and seemed quite delighted to give this free economics lesson.  By way of example she pointed to the cheap piece of jewelry she had on her wrist (colored aluminum perhaps) and pointed out that she can buy those for $2 and sell it for $10 making a tidy profit.   Even after explaining that one of my pendants took about an hour to make, she still seemed to think that I should sell my pendants for only 10 dollars each.   I was as polite as I could be, though given I was about 3.5 hours into the 5 hour show and a little defeated already, I was less than pleased to have this discussion with her.   So while I nodded politely, what I should have said was that if I wanted to sell soulless mass imported crap I’d open a big box craft store, but I held my tongue.   I’m tempted to print up cards with a QR code leading to my post on costs to hand out to folks suggesting discount store pricing.

Given the way the day went, I’m not sure I even want to do any more shows this year.    I’ve pre-paid for the fall edition of the Start event, however, and there’s at least one other that is also a music festival, so at least I get entertainment for the day.  But given my bang up sales, you have to wonder if it’s really worth it to load the car, inconvenience my wife by sticking her with the kids solo for the day AND returning to give me a lunch/bio break, spending the day away from my family for a loss on the day, and then doing the break down.   They say you can’t make any money if you don’t take the risk, but really, with the down economy and competition from imports, I’m starting to feel that an up tick isn’t anywhere on the horizon yet.

So that was my day.   Precious little upside at all today, though I did run into the owner of a store I have glass in on consignment.   I need to make up some stuff to bring out to her to swap out sooner than later.    This really is an upside since she was concerned about her own shop’s sales in general last time I was out.   The fact she’s still in business is a glimmer of hope.

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First show of the year! – stArt on the Street

If you happen to be in the central MA area, or just like going on really long drives to get to local art festivals, pop by and see me and over 170 other incredible artists set up in Worcester.

There’s art, food, music, and usually at least something interesting going on that kids will love.

For more information, have a look at the official stArt on the Street website, and I hope to see you there.

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