Archive for the ‘looney’ Category

So what do I do here?

Friday, January 8th, 2010

I have a little one in my town’s school system and as part of him being in school, we signed up pretty much every method of contact we have with the school’s “One Call Now” system.  This is, in theory, a system that would be used to provide emergency and crucial information to parents.   For example, once they sent out a message about a sex offender seen in the vicinity of one of the schools.  That went to our house phone, both cell phones, and a couple of email adddresses.  Another time I think it was used to wake us up at quarter to 6 or so via phones (plural) to let us know about inclement weather closings.  This is fine, and a perfectly reasonable use of an emergency type system.   I was annoyed to be woken up ahead of the alarm, but it wasn’t an unreasonable call.

But the superintendent of schools seems to also like to use the system for other things, albeit not always using both phone and email.   For example, before Christmas we got a phone call on the house phone and both cells wishing us a happy holiday and letting us know there are seats open on the school buildings committee.  Today I received an email letting me know that the high school team is playing some hockey game at the local stadium.  This, to me, isn’t an appropriate use.

I called the education office and I asked if there was a way to get on an emergency message only list vs. the emergency and oh all this other junk list.  There’s one list, you’re either on or off it, but I get the feeling the poor woman I talked to has fielded these calls before.

So what do I do here?  Do I remove my contact information from the list and miss out on the “there’s a knife wielding crazy in your son’s pre-school classroom” messages, or just leave it be and create a special filter for the superintendent’s drivel?

I’m thinking it might be worth taking up with the town selectmen at some point because it’s pretty obviously a misuse of a valuable system.  Or am I being too sensitive?

Martha Coakley, bite me

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Dear Martha Coakley, you diseased piece of trash.  I’ve now received no less than THREE automated messages from you and your supposed bitches asking me to vote for you.

I’M VOTING FOR ANYONE BUT YOU.

Twit.

They should get a major award!

Thursday, October 15th, 2009
It's a major award!

It's a major award!

I was reading about Hansen, maker of Monster Energy Drink, and their attack on beverage review site, BevReview, and decided to congratulate Hansen on what’s obviously a community outreach program to hire the mentally challenged.

I was reading about your misconception of BevReview’s review of your product as an advertisement, and I wanted to applaud Hansen for their work in hiring the mentally challenged.  Not everyone would put those with mental retardation in such a public position and I applaud Hansen for having the guts to do it.  However, just a bit of friendly advice, you might wan to rein them in.  Between this and the attacks on that winery in Vermont they’re embarrassing you.

BevReview

The Vermont battle

To my mother’s idiot creditors

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

The deadbeat doesn’t live at my house, I have only a vague idea of where she might be.

UPDATE: if you want more information than that, cut me a check for $500.00, I’m not doing your job for you for free.

2016 Olympics, anywhere else, woo!

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

There’s been much said in the past couple of weeks about Chicago’s bid for the 2016 Olympics, most of it surrounding President Obama’s support for the bid.

While I don’t mind him doing that, I don’t think Chicago’s a good idea for the Olympics.  All towns have their problems, but Chicago’s a fairly large town with fairly large problems.

Debt

Let’s start with Chicago’s debt.   According to the Huffington Post, Chicago is like many cities and is facing a rather large debt.  This means cuts in city employees, likely cuts in services, and as in most places, likely cuts in school funding.  Let’s have a look at Chicago’s schools.  According to this article, they’re facing a projected $475 million deficit.  Is this really the right time to spend massive amounts of non-existent money on sports structures that will likely lie unused after the Olympics leave?

Street Violence

Cities are often dangerous places, but Chicago’s had a special mention lately with the Olympic light upon them.  This is the sort of violence often seen by swarming street children in Mexico. Have a look: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032619/vp/33063688#33063688
I know that makes ME want to hop a plane out to O’hare!

Questionable Practices

And finally, let’s look at some questionable practices that visitors might run up against.   In this article from The Consumerist we see that something akin to extortion seems to be alive and well in good old Chicago.   Reasonable people would think that if the charges are dropped against you, you would get your property back for free.  They don’t charge a locker fee for your street clothes, right?  But no, instead you have to pay to get your car out of the impound yard as if it was taken as part of a real crime.

Or how about the debacle with the parking meters?  As seen in this article from The Chicago Tribune, the privatization of meters has lead to more problems than it solved.

Want more?  How about Blagojevich?

Don’t get me wrong, but other places have their problems too.  But given the economy maybe this isn’t the best time for Chicago to try to host an international party.   I’m not the only one who thinks so either, have a look at this.

Facebook, what facebook?

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

In case you’re wondering where I vanished to (because I know you all do, right?  RIGHT?!?!?), according to the error message I’m receiving my account’s on walkabout while they do some maintenance and they assure me it’ll be available after a few hours, sorry for the inconvenience.

Yeah, we’ll see come morning.

Interested to increase traffic

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Rather than list an email address, I use a contact form on my web site.   This (usually) has the effect of cutting down on spam I receive.  However it seems there’s an army non-native English speakers employed simply to send the stuff via people’s contact forms.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “Um, Tom…Don’t you do that sometimes?”

The answer is yes, but with a difference.  It’s a company I have a prior business relationship with, AND I include an address to my shop.

But more often than not, this is what I receive:

Dear site owner We are interested to increase traffic to your website,
please get back to us in order to discuss the possibility in further detail. Thanks

Now, here’s the thing.   You’ll notice there’s no business name here.  No site to visit.  No phone number to call.   Instead they want me to return their email.  The messages aren’t coming from info@SEOWizards.com either.  They’re coming from addresses such as,

  • kittyabraham07@hotmail.com
  • jimgonzalez77@gmail.com
  • martin.babcock5@gmail.com

just to shame a few.

So, what they expect is that not only will I write back to some random person who contacted me out of the blue and not only do business with them, but also to send them my email so they can sell that to other spammers.

I’m tempted to set up a fake gmail address to write back with myself and see if I can get them to pay a ‘partnership’ fee.

Idiots.

Some crazy version of Animal Planet

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

I decided to amble out to my shed to see if my ornaments were cool enough to pull from the kiln.

On the way, I realized my wife’s clothes were still on the line, so I figured I’d be nice and take them down.   While I’m standing there I notice a giant wood spider behind the clothespin bag.  I hate spiders, so I try to smack it, it scurries down slightly.  I smack it again, it falls (hopefully dead) into the pin bag, but I knock the thermometer off the pole in the process.

I look up where the thermometer was, and there’s a paper wasp nest under construction with very awake wasps crawling over it.  Awww crap.

I back away, taking the laundry basket with me and go around the front of the house to go in and get the bee spray.  Luckily I have my keys with me since I had already locked the door.

Back outside, I go to pull the line out some so I don’t coat my wife’s clothes with poison, and I realize there’s a giant web on the piece of line with a half dollar sized spider sitting dead center.

I go to get the fireplace poker from the fireplace and IT’S coated in webs.  WTF?!!?!?

I looked around, found a rake, moved the web, moved the line, soaked the bees, took down the rest of the clothes, checked my stuff (too hot…dammit), and went back in.

What a horrid trip!

ProPay vs. Chrome

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

UPDATE: I used FireFox, it went fine so it’s a browser issue. Also, you can’t get to the features list because you need to go through customer service to up your account level. Still, if you have code to gray it out, you have code to hide the link.

I use ProPay for my credit card processing (at the moment).  However, my account expires this month, so I’ve been trying to renew it.  Here’s the thing though…I use Chrome for my browser, and it’s always been fine until recently.

Lately, I sign into my account and I’m presented with a renewal screen, I click a button to see my renewal options, and I get to a new page.  On this page there is the pricing for Premium, Premium Plus, and something else that’s priced high enough I don’t really care.   But I’m curious what the difference is between Premium and Premium Plus, so I click the link that says “See Features and Pricing”.

This does two things.  One, it takes me to a page that says I’m not authorized to see and conveniently enough, wipes the browser history.  So I can click back and I wind up there, and I can click Next and get out to my main account page.  Two, it opens a new tab titled ctasp-server.cgi (1×1) with a URL of: href=”https://stats2.clicktracks.com/cgi-bin/ctasp-server.cgi?i=BRTQK7FWv8pIs4&r=https://epay.propay.com/login/logout.aspx& etc….

Now, call me crazy, but I’m not logging out here, I’m trying to continue using your service.  Irritated, but I try to get back to the renewal page.

YOU CAN’T.

I even looked in their FAQ area, did a search, nothing.  The only place ‘renew’ occurs is some blather about eBay. eBay is a dead site that doesn’t know it yet, so I really don’t care.

So I’m a bit torn here.  I’ll likely try ProPay’s site via FireFox to see if that works better, mainly because I also have their handheld portable device for card recording and I like it.  But I tell you, I’m really tempted to call my bank and ask about their merchant services.

Oh, and I did ask ProPay about this via email.  I expected maybe something reassuring, “sorry for the inconvenience, it’s fine, we just use that for internal tracking, blah blah blah”, but no.  Instead, I got this:

Dear Tom,

We sincerely apologize that you are experiencing technical difficulties.
There could be numerous reasons why you are unable to navigate our website.
Please give us a call on our customer service line listed below so that we
may figure out together how to fix this problem as soon as possible. We
guarantee our website to be 100% secure and confidential. If you have any
doubt please feel free to compare our website security system to other
credit card processing companies at www.visa.com. We deeply appreciate your
business and again apologize for the inconvenience.

Thank you for choosing ProPay and have a wonderful day!

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ProPay Customer Support
ProPay Inc.
3400 N. Ashton Blvd., Suite 200
Lehi, UT 84043
www.propay.com

The Leading Provider of simple, safe and affordable merchant payment
solutions

Remember, never email your password, complete credit card numbers, or
checking account information to anyone. If such information is required call
us at 866-573-0951 Monday through Friday 6:30 AM to 7:00 PM MST.

If you require additional assistance, please respond to this email and
include the text from all previous messages so that we may access the
complete message history.

Please view our FAQ for answers to the most Frequently Asked Questions!
http://www.propay.com/faq

Sometimes I wish there was a contact form that went to the head of the site team to bypass the level 1 idiocy.

Whole lot of nutters out there

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

This person obviously needs their meds but can’t afford them.

http://twitter.com/kendrasshop

I wonder if she knows Ullja, they’d get along swimingly.