Category Archives: looney

A new, and almost clever scam

I got this in my Yahoo! mail today.   I recognized how ridiculous it sounded and how poorly executed it was, but if someone you love that may not have their wits about them uses this mail service, give them … Continue reading

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Must..not..press..send..arrgh!!

I got my monthly email from GMAC today.  You remember them, the folks who deleted my online account to say thanks for not using it to pester them.   Well the monthly mailing tells me that I can go to … Continue reading

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No wonder they needed help

Here’s the email I received from GMAC today along with my response. —– Original Message —- From: GMAC Mortgage Online Services <Customer_Service@gmacm.com> To: xxxxxxx@yahoo.com Sent: Sat, February 20, 2010 2:57:58 AM Subject: GMAC Mortgage Registration Expiration Dear Valued GMAC Mortgage … Continue reading

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Dear Vikram Pandit, CEO of Citigroup

I recently received your mailing letting me know the interest rate on my AT&T Universal Card will be increasing as a way of showing me that you appreciate me as a customer. This rate is going despite actually being a … Continue reading

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Dear Phishermen

If you’re going to take the time to rip off Bank of America’s graphics and email template, and even figure out how to place a Registration mark in an odd place, at least have the good sense to buy a … Continue reading

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So what do I do here?

I have a little one in my town’s school system and as part of him being in school, we signed up pretty much every method of contact we have with the school’s “One Call Now” system.  This is, in theory, … Continue reading

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Martha Coakley, bite me

Dear Martha Coakley, you diseased piece of trash.  I’ve now received no less than THREE automated messages from you and your supposed bitches asking me to vote for you. I’M VOTING FOR ANYONE BUT YOU. Twit.

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They should get a major award!

I was reading about Hansen, maker of Monster Energy Drink, and their attack on beverage review site, BevReview, and decided to congratulate Hansen on what’s obviously a community outreach program to hire the mentally challenged. I was reading about your … Continue reading

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To my mother’s idiot creditors

The deadbeat doesn’t live at my house, I have only a vague idea of where she might be. UPDATE: if you want more information than that, cut me a check for $500.00, I’m not doing your job for you for … Continue reading

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2016 Olympics, anywhere else, woo!

There’s been much said in the past couple of weeks about Chicago’s bid for the 2016 Olympics, most of it surrounding President Obama’s support for the bid. While I don’t mind him doing that, I don’t think Chicago’s a good … Continue reading

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