(guy behind me on a loud cell conversation) Does anyone here speak French? I’m in a Wendy’s, what do you think??
G: I’m really fighting the urge to go get a frosty
T: Yes, I’d love one, here’s $2.00, get me one too.
G: You’re going to go get it *Jedi hand wave*
T: (in his best Vizzini) NEVER challenge a Jedi when death is on the line!
G: Jeez, how many movies was that there?
Then Santa walked in wearing a Laconia t-shirt.
J: Ho! Ho! Ho!
T: No honey, that’s not Santa.