Toothless legal system

I was under the impression that the Do Not Call list in Massachusetts was actually some enforceable law, not just a suggestion of commerce.  But from the letter I got back from the MA Attorney General’s henchmen, it seems they won’t do jack.  So cold call away folks, have fun.  The AG won’t do anything.  I have a hunch she’s too busy with her political campaign to actually do her job, but that’s OK.  I figure hey, maybe there are some other laws I can take advantage of, so I sent the AG a letter this morning asking which ones I can break without fear of any prosecution.

Recently a filed a complaint regarding a chimney sweep company violating
the do not call list rules and I received back a very nice form letter
explaining that the AG does nothing to actually enforce this law, but
I'm more than welcome to go ahead and sue if I want.

I was curious, is there a list online somewhere of other state rules,
statutes, etc that the AG's office doesn't enforce?  I was thinking a
crime spree might be fun, but I wanted to make sure I was breaking the
"wink wink" laws and not something that'll actually get some action.
Thanks!

Hmm..I guess I should have checked the grammar.  Oh well, I’m a budding Maddof, I don’t need no stinkin’ grammar!

But it occurred to me, why not invite along my local representatives, Paul Frost, and Mike Moore, too?  I mean they’re nice folks, maybe they’d like to go freely looting and pillaging too since they’re busy crafting laws all day.  So being the good natured fellow I am, I invited them

I thought you guys might like to see this too.  Given I’ve gotten two chimney sweep company calls today, I got a little fed up so I shot this over to the AG’s office.

I’ll let you know if we can go looting or pillaging somewhere.  I’m hoping there are some good tax fraud laws I can safely partake of!  Ugh.

If you’re the curious sort, here’s what I got back from the AG’s folks.

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