Fed up with the twits running Twitter? Kicked out of your space on MySpace? Faced on Facebook?
Well you can’t really smack the engineers behind social networking sites around, but now you can smash them in effigy.
I introduce to you..the Social Networking Website Engineer Figurine

Smash my geek up!
These aren’t officially listed for sale yet on my Etsy site, but I plan to have a few made and posted by this coming Sunday. I will of course accept pre-orders through my main site at $10.00 each INCLUDING first class domestic shipping. Also available with a glow in the dark shirt for an extra 5.00. That’s not gouging, the glow glass is simply more expensive.
This little fellow’s made right here in the US out of borosilicate glass. What’s that mean? Toss it in a bonfire, it might survive!
As an added bonus, if you send me back a picture of how you took out your rage on your little geeky analog, I’ll send you back a coupon for free shipping on your next purchase from my Etsy site. I plan to create a gallery of social networking site inspired rage on my main site.
The little fellow above? He’s destined to meet Mr. Hammer this weekend. Don’t forget…wear your safety glasses! I wonder if the guys at BlendTec would like one?
UPDATE: Now available in my Etsy shop!